You may be wondering what the hell is going on with this blog.
Well, let me tell you this: instead of writing a new blog post over the last two weeks, I’ve been focusing on other, much loftier pursuits.
Why, just the other night I was supposed to be ‘getting serious’ and writing a new blog post, when an unnamed source close to the writer of this blog asked me what it was that I was actually doing.
I decided to come clean with him.
“I’m writing the word ‘arse’ in Comic Sans, ” I replied.
The unnamed source thought I was joking but then I showed him:
You may be wondering why I would do something as bold as write ‘arse’ in the world’s most reviled font.
It was a protest, see. A protest against the indented paragraphs in this new blog template I’ve chosen.
I hate it.
There it is again.
It’s the kind of thing that, instead of inspiring me to write witty prose, drives me to look up the spelling of ‘unitard’, google images of dried fruit that resembles Luke Perry or write things like this:
But can I find another template that will suit my carefully-crafted banner head? No, sir, I cannot. (And yes, by ‘carefully-crafted’, you can safely assume I mean ‘hastily slapped together in Microsoft Paint after two-thirds of a bottle of wine’. I mean, that’s a given.)
So, what do I do? Do I walk away from this blog and reinvent myself YET AGAIN? Or do I just accept my fate as the indent’s bitch?
All advice considered. No, really.
* Edited to add: if this post seems really confusing because you can’t see any evidence of an indent, this is because I took that blog template and I changed that bitch.