Linky linky linky linky linky

Yep, it’s true. I’ve been loitering around the toilets again – or rather, hanging out at In The Powder Room. Here’s some links to some of the stuff I’ve been saying over there:

The mighty keyboard
Watch yourself: I’ve discovered on-line complaint forms.

What-The-Fuck-Dot-Com
A post about a photo of a woman breastfeeding dogs… and other web-based adventures.

Shitting where you eat
Sometimes revenge is a dish best served in a toilet.

Spectacular!
Choosing new glasses when you can’t wear your glasses to choose them is only the beginning…

MENSTRUATION 101
All the things I wish I hadn’t had to learn the hard way.

Ten ways my kids annoy the shit out of me
Kids. Gotta love ‘em… or do you? Well, yes, of course you do… but then again…

Simple systems for everyday life
For every domestic problem, there is a solution: wine.

Out of Office Assistant

I’m away from my desk right now. If you are wondering where I am and what I’m up to…

PS. Please don’t steal my post-it notes or sticky tape dispenser while I’m gone.

Look over there! Shiny shiny!

Okay, so the virtual tumbleweeds have been blowing through this blog like it’s a virtual tumbleweed convention. Or something.

But it’s not through lack of writing.

Some crazy people in the US asked me to write a ‘back to school’. post. As an Australian parent trudging out of winter towards the end of term 3, I laughed. My, how I laughed. And then, when I stopped laughing (and then crying some), I wrote this post over at ‘In The Powder Room’.

Oh, and I’ve also been up to about fifty different shades of no good over at JustB Australia.

Everywhere but here…

School Holidays Survival Guide – NDM-style

Essential reading for the parent spending any time at home with their beloved children these school holidays: http://justbaustralia.com.au/be-smart/life-school-holidays-survival-guide-15949/

More Linkiness

Over at JustB Australia, I’ve been discussing why Edward Scissorhands didn’t have it all bad when it came to open modern-day packaging and outlining a wish-list curriculum for aspiring parents…

 

Lady In Red (Waffle Doona Cover)

Next time you offer me a frozen margarita or permit me to sleep in your home, be careful:  you may be just fueling my unreasonable expectations of the world (and of you).

http://justbaustralia.com.au/be-happy/life-red-expectations-15142/

 

The NDM Cordially Invites You…

… to come over to JustB and make some noise about camels. Because I know you all have a lot to say about camels. Well, at least *I* have a lot to say about camels and you could, like, say stuff too. About camels. Or not.

http://justbaustralia.com.au/be-happy/life-camel-to-fro-ing-14470/

While you’re there, you might like to read this other post I wrote for the nice people at JustB. Sadly, it is camel-free but that’s not to say you couldn’t leave a comment mentioning camels. Just sayin’.

http://justbaustralia.com.au/be-happy/life-trigger-happy-14375/